Remember the movie ‘Something about Mary’?
Where the main character gets obsessed about the leading lady only to find that his best friend, Woogie, had a serious obsessive fetish and would do anything to get to her?
Replace Woogie with Rangers fans and you’re almost halfway there in this sorry tale.
There is an obsessive trait Rangers fans have with Kyogo. And it started the moment he signed with Celtic.
One fan of the blue half of Glasgow tweeted the day he signed:
https://twitter.com/1872RCK/status/1416008119730196482?s=20
Before he even had the chance to arrive in Glasgow, never mind pull on the green and white hoops to start scoring goals for fun.
Aside from the fact he described Kyogo as five inches tall (numbers aren’t really their strong point) it seems no homework was completed by the account at the time Kyogo joined the club.
And to be fair, why would he? They couldn’t be bothered trying to find out who Craig Whyte and Charles Greene were before they took over their club, but stop, I am being sidetracked here.
As I was saying, after Kyogo’s excellent finish in last nights 3-2 away win at Ferencvaros, the Hoops fans jumped on this tweet and brilliantly took the Ibrox fan to task:
https://t.co/3xdPUd13g1 pic.twitter.com/jPpkcJUjLJ
— Tam sellic son (@TamsellicsonIII) November 5, 2021
the guy in he reps his the same weight and only 1 inch taller btw 😭😭😭 https://t.co/b1zBYpFc9x
— 🎃𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 🏴🇩🇪🇮🇹🎃 (@SebxstianVxttel) November 5, 2021
How’s this tweet no be deleted yet🤣🤦🏻 https://t.co/TBCbM4oACz
— Jack Stuart (@JackStu16660020) November 5, 2021
https://t.co/De70NFErWk pic.twitter.com/sMxWgCPQFx
— ™️ (@fenianvirgil) November 5, 2021
Kyogo Furuhashi averages a direct goal contribution every 8⃣5⃣ minutes since joining Celtic.
…what could possibly go wrong ? 😭😭😭 https://t.co/cLBd1Fueqc pic.twitter.com/n6S3j7535f
— Everything Celtic (@aboutceltic) November 5, 2021
Nakamura
Lubo
Maloney
Frimpong
Forrest
Paddy RobbertsAll 5 7” or under. If he turns out anything like any of them. Then this tweet will haunt you.
— Sam smith (@sammybhoy1967) July 16, 2021
Yeah, I don’t think there is much to add to this to be fair.